Seeing daylight again.

[Jon]

After a winter in the garageI I thought I'd let the old girl out to feel the sun on her gelcoat. There are still jobs to do, but she's now in a state where passing an MoT shouldn't be too hard.

[All That Glisters]

I can see lots of pictures of your car but none of your old girl. Why do you feel the need to keep her in the garage when she should be standing in front of the stove in the kitchen.

(I bet that I get away with this because no women read this forum).

Now where's my tin hat?

Mark

[Jon]

I used to have one of that sort of old girl - a wife I think it was called. Back in the old days when being married meant having a partner of the opposite sex. She traded me in for an older, uglier model. I think it had something to do with the way he could lick his eyebrows.