Fifty Sheds of Grey

[Jon]

I’ve just read Fifty Sheds of Grey (10p well spent on Kindle) and I’ve learned a couple of things. Firstly, a strong interest in S&M is perfectly healthy in a man - Sheds and Mowers…obviously. And, contrary to my previous understanding, a MILF is a Mower I’d Like to Fix. But that started me thinking… surely a MILF is a Midas I’d Like to Fix. Makes it even less clear what I’ve been doing if I tell you that I’ve been in the garage giving the MILF a good seeing to.

[max midas]

Where's the 'like' button?

[MrBounce]

I've just 3 different tools on my MILF today...